The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.
The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.
by Impugn March 14, 2008
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to 'smoke' then 'eat'
when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal
the past tense is Smate
and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries
I have completed the smeat.
I Smate hard yesterday.
Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?
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very angry and mad at something.
"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"
by G Fresh October 26, 2007
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hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
by mother earth November 30, 2007
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"Yeah mate, could I please have a large smeat smut combo with a short black?"
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