Urban Dictionary: smeat

by youlikathedickely April 08, 2009

hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.

those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!

by mother earth November 30, 2007

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

by Macmarkinz September 21, 2007

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 03, 2009

Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat

by smeatleb August 18, 2011

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera September 25, 2008