Subject matter expert (frequently used in business, originally heard at AT&T). Original meaning was the person who was knowledgably about the subject, has now become a somewhat pejorative term for someone who just knows the facts but has no power to make a decision. (Sometimes confused with/pronounced like shmo).
(Original use:) Check with SME to find out how to get the service provisioned. (Current use:) He will not be able to get anything changed, he is just the SME.
by kbar1 May 11, 2007
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sme;Sme's;Smeed pronounced (Shmee)
1)A moronic and/or lethargic poser or goon.2)a harmless fill in for an abusive term when authority is present.
1)"OH man check out homie lazin around, what a sme"
2)"He whipped out his piece and I was like what the (at the sight of a teacher) sme"
by MK-HIZZLE September 24, 2007
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WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND. THE MEANING HAS BEEN LOST BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU USUALLY SAY TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM.
by G00N REY April 27, 2011
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The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.
by Craig March 27, 2003
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Sme - The name given to a man who has an inverted chode that spews green pus.
by Oswold March 27, 2003
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Sme is both what you do and don't want it to be, the embodiment of all you hate yet all you love at the same time, as time and space coalesce into one: Sme.

Sme was born in Ermacez's Twitch chat on 28/11/19 as Jen the Enlightened One discovered its existence that fateful day. Her life has never been the same since coming across it.
Jen: "How're you doing today?"
Phasma: "I'm feeling rather sme today."
by IIPhasmaII November 30, 2019
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