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Dude says, "Will you suck my dick?"
Chick says, "Only if you smc first."
Dude says, "I thought you'd never ask"
by Kaylathatchick February 03, 2011
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SMC Crew Seventies Magic South East London’s oldest active graffiti crew. Established in 1993 by a Greenwich based graffiti artist by the tag name Condem 36 who tragically killed in 1995 in a train accident at Near to St Johns railway station in South East London

The original members were Condem,Cone,Regret and Rok One.
Cone and Regret picked up leadership of the crew in 1995 after the loss of Condem and expanded the crew gradually throughout the 1990s and 2000’s.

Today the crew boasts an interesting array of graffiti artists who are a blend of some of London’s most talented legal graffiti artists down to some of the youngest raw graffiti bombers taggers illegal train and wall graffiti writers.

The crew has a unique approach to the graffiti subculture and openly admit they are the underdogs of the graffiti scene in London a fact they wear as a kind of badge of honour.
The oldest south east London crew is smc.
by London’s graffiti documented September 24, 2018
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Yet another addition to the never ending amount of annoying internet acronyms, 'smc' means 'suck my cock'.
<xXx_em0-pixie_xXx> ystrdy ma bf dumped me 4 some other girl he met off da intrnt an den 2day ma dad was diagnosd wit HIV an my kitty-cat Spongebob was run ova by a chav in a green Ford Fiesta an i feel so emo an suicidal about it all an i need huggles cos ma life is sooo shit :(

<the_dude> smc
by Phobophile May 14, 2005
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The Boy had SAid "SMD ,Then the gurl had said "SMC" Back
by fabyola March 22, 2008
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smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.
Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!
by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016
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