Phil: smat
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk
by Dadio is good March 12, 2020
Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
by Paul The Mason April 13, 2009
Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.
by CarKat August 04, 2007
Adjective
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.
Brad is smat, he aces his exams then goes to a bar, gets hammered and starts fights, which he never wins.
by Ben Dover CMIX March 12, 2010
A sneaky fatty.
Some one who is fat but is very sneaky about their it by wearing big clothing, or by having a thinner face than their body size that you would never know they were fat.
Some one who is fat but is very sneaky about their it by wearing big clothing, or by having a thinner face than their body size that you would never know they were fat.
by Turnerstef May 23, 2010