sauce me a text

stands for Sauce Me A Text

The act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or bitch

smart way of saying "smart"

used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart

The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)

a hat that covers only part of the head. Also know as a semi hat.

hot, sexy, well put-together; usually used to refer to a person's general appearance

adj: 1. Conniving with insincere actions geared towards higher economic or social status.
2. Socially paracitic.
3. One who purports to give up their own beliefs for personal gain.