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when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
by Fredrick Soft July 02, 2010
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.
At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.

P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"

P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"
by Phil_This March 12, 2011
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Smashturbate:
verb.
The action that takes place post partaking in a few rounds of the popular video game, Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, with a party of 2 or greater, where one is continuing, after all have ceased, lustfully towards gameplay, causing ya homie to play against the computer. and get fucked.
Ex: Bruh did you hear? Aubrey told me that Brian totally smashturbated last night. His joker sucks.
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at a young age when a boy get his first boner and does not know what to do so he smashes it in between the fridge door
i smashturbated until it turned red and my mom caught me.
by Paul, not the one from KS March 03, 2011
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To smash out a quick furious wank ( Masturbate furiously)
"Hold on guys before we go out tonight im going to go to the toilet and Smashturbate."
by m4tye August 24, 2015
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when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate
by frprtz March 29, 2010
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