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A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
by gibbo317 June 06, 2014
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017