pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable
Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?
by Jake-A-Jew July 19, 2006
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The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!
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term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.
" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."
by ffejtable December 11, 2006
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how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep
"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"
by khole March 28, 2006
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Used to define a rather homely individual.
He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!
by CJ5GUY April 23, 2006
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Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.
Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"
by USMCBear January 27, 2007
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