A cheap phone used for illegal porposes that you can smash on the ground when your done with it.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone