by bullmoosebell February 4, 2011
Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.
by Nope not me October 19, 2018
hahhaahhahahahhahhahaaha blue text
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 30, 2021
It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"
by Smear test August 23, 2017