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A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
I'll give you a smarty jones
by VZ December 04, 2005
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
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