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This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!
Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
by The Smartie Lovers =] May 07, 2006
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A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
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When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.
"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"
by *Francis* May 27, 2007
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Colorful candy great for smoking and getting high with friends at church camp.
Me: Hey Sam! Wanna go smoke some smarties with me?

Sam: I don’t know, I don’t wanna get caught by pastor Joe..
by LitFAM1719 February 09, 2018
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Another word for a study pill (aka modafinil) ('Smart'ies)
Wagwan, you got any smarties g.
Bro you taking any smarties before the exam.
by ScandalouslySuave May 31, 2018
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you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties
woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties
by gshank June 04, 2019
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always into a good BBC, very desperate, likes thicc boys with nut bushes, is into DILF's.
that smarty chick, loves a good sugar daddy with BBC's
by yazzy&baz February 26, 2019
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