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noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
by Bart Roskoski August 28, 2008
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 February 23, 2011
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Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.
Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.
by AlienInTheAttic February 07, 2021
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an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 02, 2007
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someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.
“hey ioan. how is maths going?” “not good i’m a bit of a smartard” “oh okay
by boybandsaretheshit November 10, 2019
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