Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!
Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
by Påsan March 16, 2009
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 18, 2011
Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.
Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.
Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.
Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.
Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.
Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.
Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.
Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.
Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.
Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009
A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.
by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp March 17, 2018
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020
It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.
by joelmw October 24, 2010