Baby, the way your tongue trips across the philosophical terminology and so cleverly articulates the existential quandary--you really give me a smart on.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

"hey, are you guys in a cult?"
"no"
"oh well...smart on!!!"

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS