a man who is far below average height, with asian heritage. He is usually seen wearing a penguin suit/tuxedo, and is found usually beside holes, collecting poo and doing various sexual favours for whomever may own him.
Gary- "Dude, look over there! There is a small asian man doing a shit on that old guys lawn!"
Phil- "Yeah i know, he does favours for my dad, and in return he gets a good boinking up the rear from my tranny grandmother."
Gary- "I have seen it all now, you should think about counciling."
Small asian man- "herro, i have done now, can i have my pounding pwreese?"
Phil- "no, now fuck off back to your scummy drain."
Phil- "Yeah i know, he does favours for my dad, and in return he gets a good boinking up the rear from my tranny grandmother."
Gary- "I have seen it all now, you should think about counciling."
Small asian man- "herro, i have done now, can i have my pounding pwreese?"
Phil- "no, now fuck off back to your scummy drain."
by jamalshamali September 01, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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