a girl who doesn't matter, almost always overweight and usually ugly

The spam mail in your email.

a form of written communication, as opposed to electronic mail
S(nail)mail

Slang word for gullible.

Easily deceived or cheated

The act of ejaculating on a girls' face in the form of a grin.

a large paper (preferably brown) bag filled with aqualife, such as sea weed, crabs, tad poles, maybe a little horse(seahorse) thrown in there too. You never know what you will find when you dig into an ol bag o smail mix!

the greatest boy ever :)