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1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
by Locker January 25, 2007
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males who like to get the attention from the opposite gender by smacking the girls BEE-HIND!!!
boy that boy is one of the damn smackers!!!
by hellokittypal May 30, 2007
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when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts
FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"
by pfloyd February 20, 2003
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any and everything related to a juul, suorin, and puff bar that can give you a buzz
Ayyy bro let me see the smacker, lemme get a buzz real quick
by hyraxx March 18, 2020
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(US) A vape or electronic cigarette; particularly one that SMACKS.
Aye who got a smacker?

You got your smacker?

Nah, my shit's dead.
by Hot Dookie Juice February 16, 2021
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Word for pen or vape
Bro you got a smacker?
Nah dawg I'm not tryna get caught with it at school
by WhenHeNut February 01, 2020
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