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Any male who "jacks-off" more than three times a day
Flip is such a "smackdick", he would rather "jack-off" than find a woman!
by Flipbiscuit August 04, 2003
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes
Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”
by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019
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