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Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
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Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
3
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020
4
Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020