When you wake up in the morning rock hard after having close to a wet dream and your lazy ass chick won't even starfish it. That makes me slutstrated.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.