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a women that has had a yeast infection rescently or has just got very bad hygeine.
The slush pit is the slimy cottage cheese like substance sometimes found in a womens vagina, a slush pit exceeds the normal amount and can smell like three week old after birth mixed with burnt piss and cider.
A slush pit can harbour many other diseases such as mouth aids, regular aids, genital warts etc......
The slush pit is the slimy cottage cheese like substance sometimes found in a womens vagina, a slush pit exceeds the normal amount and can smell like three week old after birth mixed with burnt piss and cider.
A slush pit can harbour many other diseases such as mouth aids, regular aids, genital warts etc......
Friend:" now then mate how did the fuck sesh go with that hotty from ibiza?"
Man: " not to good mate, got her round to mine took off her clothes and pants to find a slush pit, the smell made me gag!"
Friend: " so did you not get any action then?"
Man: " No i still fucked her, it was just messy and my tongue is hairy and my mouth wont stop watering also iv got a load of large lumps all over my penis"
Friend: " sounds like youve caught mouth aids and warts mate"
Man: " Fuck!!"
Man: " not to good mate, got her round to mine took off her clothes and pants to find a slush pit, the smell made me gag!"
Friend: " so did you not get any action then?"
Man: " No i still fucked her, it was just messy and my tongue is hairy and my mouth wont stop watering also iv got a load of large lumps all over my penis"
Friend: " sounds like youve caught mouth aids and warts mate"
Man: " Fuck!!"
by daddy im bo'vad August 24, 2011
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021