slurpie

The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?

Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.

by 8Ocho8 April 2, 2007

slurpie

pussy juice

i sucked her slurpie

by trentmasta May 26, 2003

Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 7, 2013

slurpie

A slut, one who slurps for free.

Hey girl, you are such a slurpie. My brother just met you and you already sucked him off.

by Megan Ketcham May 10, 2006

slurpie

Shove a straw into a girls vagina and suck the straw while shes cumming.

Dude I love the taste of slurpies.

by blackman FUSE June 12, 2010

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 29, 2005