a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
by mel gibson fan October 16, 2010
A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
by pentozali January 10, 2006
by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003
That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009
A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
by Mr. Wundirphal May 02, 2008