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Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.
I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.
by Big Freeze July 18, 2006
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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n. like a blowjob except that there is more slurping, sucking, and saliva involved.
"Dude, Kelly gave me a slurpjob in the office yesterday."
"Lucky. She only gave me a blowjob."
by KP123KP September 17, 2011
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