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A large carnivorous land mammal often described as a radioactive trash gorilla. Most commonly known for eating anything that most normal humans couldn't and being prone to fits of sloth like rage. Its main diet consists of Luke warm spam and fleeing cockroaches.
"Yo you know that Slunk that lives under the bridge?"
"Oh yeah, you mean Tony. I know that dude. I saw him eat a live cat once!"
"Word?"
by WopBottom October 27, 2016
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Combination of "Didn't do shit" and "Punked out." The word came to exist most likely through the black languages of inner city mayhem, but appeared globally on the hit HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

Watch closely in season 6 Episode 4 nearly 16 minutes into the episode.
(Earlier that day LD is verbally assaulted in the waiting room of a doctor's office...)

Leon: "So what'd you do LD?"

LD: "I, I, I...I don't know, I slunked out!"

Leon: "You slunked out!?"
by unclekeif February 01, 2009
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That slunk has been hanging all over my best friend
by mer December 23, 2002
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Slutty drunk- a girl who would not do a sexual act unless she was drunk
Wow, Stacy just hooked up with another guy when she was drunk? What a slunk.
by Stevieboy February 09, 2015
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Slunk: a hybrid of the words sloppy and drunk. It is used to describe either a person who is so drunk he makes a mess of himself (ie. puking, shitting one's self, etc.) or sloppy in doing things one would normally be able to do (ie. pouring, and completely missing, "sum mo' drank in yo cup";or knocking over shit like everybody's drink on the table.
Person 1: Wow, Jon just shit his pants AND puked in the fish bowl and STILL has the energy to smash three full bottles of vodka!

Person 2: Jon is soooo slunk!
by alexjos August 27, 2006
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To place one's testiclads in an asshole single file.
"So our relationship is getting serious, I think we might slunk soon"
by slunkmasterflex December 20, 2009
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