Somebody who considers themself superior to the working class masses of the UK and who deliberately goes to a naff working class pub or venue for a night's entertainment, merely to wake up thankful the next day that what they experienced isn't actually part of their real lifestyle experience.
Henrietta: Hello, Marmaduke. You look tired. Hectic night?
Marmaduke: Yah. Went incognito up to the council estate and visited a public house doing Karaoke. Smoked forty fags, sang five songs, ate fish and chips and made out with a single parent mother.
Henrietta: Yuk! You slummer.
Marmaduke: Yah. Went incognito up to the council estate and visited a public house doing Karaoke. Smoked forty fags, sang five songs, ate fish and chips and made out with a single parent mother.
Henrietta: Yuk! You slummer.
by chris firth October 14, 2006
John: Tyrone, what did you do last night?
Tyrone: I went to that dive bar to go pick up some easy bitches!
John: Fuckin slummer!
Tyrone: I went to that dive bar to go pick up some easy bitches!
John: Fuckin slummer!
by King Of Da Blumpkins 9 March 4, 2010
slummer(noun): a period of time where you pass da fuck out; a bomb ass nap
slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
I'm tired as hell, bout to murk a slummer.
It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.
Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.
Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
by hollabaq05 March 7, 2007
slummer(noun): a period of time where you pass da fuck out; a bomb ass nap
slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
I'm tired as hell, bout to murk a slummer.
It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.
Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.
Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
by hollabaq05 March 2, 2007
A slutty summer. It is believed that the heat of the sun and the magnetic effect of short shorts can reduce one's judgment of females for the length of the summer, causing them to enter week-long relationships with sluts . It is also common that each girl is even worse than their precedent.
Guy 1: dude, your gf is a slut she scoops n shes a bitch. fuck bro what is this gf #5 of the summer? ur first ex this summer is hot as hell compared to this shit!
Guy 2: wtf bro, shes fucking hot? whats wrong with you?
Guy 3: give him a break guy 1, he's just been having a slummer.
Guy 2: wtf bro, shes fucking hot? whats wrong with you?
Guy 3: give him a break guy 1, he's just been having a slummer.
by apodriano August 29, 2010
Slutty summer. Usually enjoyed by freshman in high school. Once they get the dick, they can't get enough.
Hey Brit, have you heard about Endylion?
Yeah! Guess she got hit with that slummer!
Duh! She gave head to AT LEAST 6 seniors. No need to say how many she's fuckaducked.
Yeah! Guess she got hit with that slummer!
Duh! She gave head to AT LEAST 6 seniors. No need to say how many she's fuckaducked.
by CakeCookieDog October 11, 2013
"I say! Torrential rain, wind, storms! It's supposed to be summer!"
"Did you say summer? I'm sure you mean slummer..."
"Did you say summer? I'm sure you mean slummer..."
by BlackPocket August 1, 2015