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a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it
the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year
by carlos stockton August 12, 2006
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.
A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.
by angeleyes9 January 03, 2014
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Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.
The slowskys love slow and steady.
by The Funky Chicken July 10, 2008
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