slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

Slower Lower

The nickname for Lower Cape May Regional Highschool located in Lower Township, New Jersey. Most of the students call their school this because they do not like their school. And, Other schools call the students that go to Lower this also

Slower Lower

by Lower Cape High student January 5, 2009

slower lower

n. The region of the state of Delaware below the "city" of Dover. Characterized by hicks and farmers. See also fuzzy bumpkin. Best known for being the most ghetto rural area on the Eastern Seaboard.

Most University of Delaware students will never travel to Slower Lower for fear of farmers.

by coprez May 24, 2004

Slower than guns

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2016

slower lower delaware

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

by wkugs August 2, 2005

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity October 8, 2008