To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The act of hugging someone from behind, while they are unaware, and pulling them to the floor with your own dead weight. Then jumping up and laughing at their face.

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.

When a person is lazy. Someone doing nothing productive all day.

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).