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Noun: an exceedingly lost and/or stupified person. Also; a person lost in a closet, a state of utter lostness.

Verb: to sloset, or sloseting; the act of causing someone to become one of the above mentioned, the act of BEING utterly lost and/or stupified.
OMG look at that poor sloset!

Let her out of the closet. The stupid sloset.

"Damn...I'm so sloset."

"OI! Don't sloset me you imbecile!"

"Dusty's so damn good at sloseting people, it unbelievable."
by wheelchairdiva April 22, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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