The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life
"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"
by King Slorche November 03, 2013
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Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.
Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.
by Seniorz September 26, 2019
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when there are to many names you would like to call someone but don't want to say them all...

Slorch = Slut Whore Bitch
hey that chick was such a Slorch

Hey your a slorch

Hey your mom is a slorch
by Matt Factor October 12, 2007
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Slorch is a conjoined adjective that comes from mixing the words Slut, Whore, and Bitch. It utilizes the specific parts "sl" from Slut, "or" from Whore, and "ch" from Bitch in that specific order. It is used to describe someone who exhibits all of those behaviors at once, acting easy to get, comfortable with sexual situations, and unable to stay logical.
by ketc August 01, 2009
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A demeaning slang term that combines slut, whore and bitch.
Joe's new girlfriend is a real slorch.
by Communist Dan November 17, 2004
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