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The act of having sex twice in a short time span, often with a different partner.
Alice: Last night, after screwing Bob, I had sloppy seconds with Tom.

Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.
by Origal May 10, 2009
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A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.
I'll have 4 Sloppy Seconds please" ... "The young man would like a Sloppy Second
by MVR123 October 12, 2010
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A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying.
Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.
by Sarah M. July 25, 2005
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Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.
Did you shag that russian that Will did two nights ago?

Yeah man, I had sex with the same girl last night! Isn't that rad?

No, that's total sloppy seconds!
by warpigs November 10, 2010
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To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.
Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"
by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018
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When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
by Fucious March 12, 2015
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This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.
by Tyronefy January 15, 2018
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