Urban Dictionary: sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 26, 2010

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. March 22, 2011

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

by Sloppy Jake February 28, 2011

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 03, 2003

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)

He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.

by Bobboe February 23, 2004