When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex
"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"
by mehling August 28, 2012
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A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.
Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.

Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.
by Crivello January 13, 2011
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When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.
My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.
by the really real master January 03, 2011
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A joint that was rolled so sloppy it bothers the smoker(s).
-Ay who rolled this sloppy Joe?
-i did my bad i was in a hurry.
-i don't care if you had your balls waxed off you never roll a sloppy Joe.
by StonedAge November 21, 2010
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crazy, wild, sloppy, wet sex. it involves the male inserting his penis into the vagina soft when it is covered in globs of lube. after this you just gyrate and undulate out of control.
Ellen and I just sloppy joed and made a huge mess everywhere.
by swimminboi4 April 12, 2010
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When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face
Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you
by T-Ben June 24, 2009
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The act of taking a poop in a woman's vagina while on her period and then having sex with her therefore creating a sloppy joe with your poop acting as the beef and the woman's period blood acting as the seasoning.
A dirty girl enjoys a nice Sloppy Joe.

Annie wanted to have sex on her period, so I decided to give her a Sloppy Joe.
by SexWolf December 31, 2013
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