Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.
“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”
by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019
Past tense of sleep
Dude 1: Oh man dude I only sloop for 3 hours last night.
Dude 2: Were you too busy watching YouTube?
Dude 1: Yeah.
Dude 2: Heh LOL!
Dude 2: Were you too busy watching YouTube?
Dude 1: Yeah.
Dude 2: Heh LOL!
by Mitch Mine Shafter May 12, 2019
by USC-COLUMBIA October 01, 2007
An indescribably rancid, thin sludge like material. Smells foul and is found in certain locations such as: Under the fridge, in the drain, in tubby kid's 'pits, and 7 day old coffee.
Do not eat the sloop.
Do not eat the sloop.
by Crunch Demon March 23, 2010
by Djspin13 July 15, 2010
Similar to a shart, a sloop is the action of accidentally defecating in your sleep. This generally results in a sticky poo mess in the morning.
Remember that time slanty-eyed Paul slooped? He woke up in the middle of the night covered in his own excrement. Good times.
by JRitz January 28, 2009