When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle
Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday
by Daddy.slap.me.please September 12, 2021
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A mix between slut and monger (worse then a minger) (annoying bitch)
"Dude how was the date"
"I ditched her she was such a slong"
"awe too bad"
by B311a on3i11 January 18, 2015
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The word slong is all about male dominance.
Even some very insecure presidential candidates with small minds
and huge egos use the word in public nowadays.
"HELL, The Art of the Deal" is BETTER than the Bible.
In fact, when I'm in charge, I'll deal the pants off the damn devil himself,
and then we'll see who has the biggest SLONG!
by MK11222 March 30, 2016
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