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highly versatile word which can be used as an adjective, verb, noun or expletive and whose meaning can be determined by both the tone and context it is expressed in.

also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
That is a slompy idea.

Were you just slomping up the stairs? I could hear you from the basement.

Your dog just slomped on my shoe.

What the slomp?
by BLT Debbie November 05, 2010
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Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
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Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I slomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
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The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.
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Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.
Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival
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The act of bailing or ditching. To stand someone up. Or even to be incredibly stupid.
by Ashleigh1324 April 09, 2008
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How one sits at the computer.
Luke slomped (or *was slomping*) at the computer.
by Jiblob August 04, 2006
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