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Verb/Noun: /ˈsləl/
Sad lol. FML to a lesser degree. A lol at an unfortunate turn of events: ie. lol at how bad my life is.
Sad lol. FML to a lesser degree. A lol at an unfortunate turn of events: ie. lol at how bad my life is.
A bad photo is posted on facebook of you, you comment 'slol'.
Slol!! Amelia can't come tonight.
I just lost the game, slol.
Slol!! Amelia can't come tonight.
I just lost the game, slol.
by MoxieAmelia October 29, 2010
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When your IMing people and everyone always sayslol without really meaning it. So therefore, when u are actually loling, u say SLOL:
seriously laughing out loud!
seriously laughing out loud!
by zozo May 13, 2005
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"seriously laughing out loud"
Many people use "lol" while messaging, but don't really laugh in reality. When saying "slol" you know they are really laughing.
Many people use "lol" while messaging, but don't really laugh in reality. When saying "slol" you know they are really laughing.
Coolman343: Hey man, guess what I did?
NoClue87: What dude?
Coolman343: My girlfriend just broke up with me because she didn't like the fact that my penis curves to the right. She said it doesn't feel good poking into her side.
NoClue87: slol
NoClue87: What dude?
Coolman343: My girlfriend just broke up with me because she didn't like the fact that my penis curves to the right. She said it doesn't feel good poking into her side.
NoClue87: slol
by E Wolf October 25, 2007
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Self Laugh Out Loud. When you are smiling to yourself and internally laughing at something inside your head.
by DizzyOfficeMan August 28, 2019
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slol = stop laughing out loud
The other defitions are dumb, slol really means stop laughing out loud. It should be used when someone says lol when they shouldn't be.
The other defitions are dumb, slol really means stop laughing out loud. It should be used when someone says lol when they shouldn't be.
by 12345land July 28, 2007