Urban Dictionary: slof

An action used to convey the slofness of others.

Person 1 : you suck slof
Person 2 : yes me slof

by Navajoin November 07, 2018

Get a slof mug for your dog Manley.

a very ugly person, slow dumb animal very hideous

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Get a slof mug for your brother Abdul.

The amount of hugs you'll receive every sleeping session.

Person 1 : How much slofness does thou have.
Person 2 : Too high to count.

by Navajoin May 12, 2019

Get the slofness neck gaiter and mug.

"Slof" is an abbreviation for "Shit load of fuck".
It is used to emphasize rage, similar to "Fuck" but more intense.

Person A: yo, your Ex, betty is going out with that guy you hate
Person B: What a Slof!

by maka ceto July 19, 2009

Get a Slof mug for your mate Callisto.

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 05, 2011

Get a Sloffing mug for your mother-in-law Riley.