Slobbin' the Hobbit

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Straw Slobbin

Straw Slobbing is when you are drinking with a straw and you put your whole mouth down the straw and suck the drink up the straw all the way to your throat.

Yo guys Calvin's Straw Slobbin his drink to his throat

by Milkman210 November 24, 2018

slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

by Dannyoon March 16, 2007

nob slobbin

Dick eat. To cosign with a person in order to make another person whom is subject to insult feel worse.

Man 1: (To Man 2) You have no swag.
Man 2: (To Man 1) Your wearing a Wal-Mart T-shirt!
Man 3: (To Man 1) Haha he said you're wearing Faded Glory.
Man 1: (To Man 3) Why you nob slobbin?

by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 27, 2013

Red Slobbin

1. Another name for Red Robin

2. Getting under the table dome at Red Robin

3. Receiving dome until your member turns red

1. Hey man lets go to Red Slobbin

2. Are you gonna give me a Red Slobbin at Red Slobbin

3. Dude you gave me a Red Slobbin!

by dbyrd342 October 22, 2022

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 19, 2020