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An individual named or nicknamed Sloan, who's pleasure giving qualities make large numbers of people happy, sometimes simultaneously.
Dude i got the fattest sloaner from that powerpoint presentation on South Korea, Sloan really knew her stuff!
by sloanerking June 07, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"
1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way
by The Real Complicator September 14, 2011
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Refers to the kind of person who likes to Slink off on their own. Combination of the words Slink and Alone.

Used to describe someone who abandons ship at the first opportunity. Similar to Rats leaving a sinking ship
Cannot believe you've changed jobs again. You are a complete sloaner
by BershamBackdoor April 07, 2021
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A fag who tries to act hard.
Dude, You're such a sloaner.
You see that girl? she's makin me sloaner
by Bobby_Hill February 13, 2008
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