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verb: to make an incision on a body, animal or human and have intercourse in the opening of the wound.
Thomas was slitching Sanchez. Causing severe damage in the abdominal region. Thus leading to severe bleeding from severe internal, and external hemoraging. followed by balls deep penetration. The result of the victim was death.
by Elroy Waits June 22, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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