by your Father Figure 69 December 19, 2017
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by banditboy1 March 29, 2019
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1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.
2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.
2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.
1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.
2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.
2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.
by gusnado March 28, 2012
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When a girl named Charlotte is doing a one handed hand stand whilst fingering herself with the other hand while a man is laying on the floor receiving one handed, hand stand push up head
by Rod dunnly September 01, 2021
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Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
by burgundyyyy December 08, 2019
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One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
by TheMotherPlucker October 09, 2021
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This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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