Urban Dictionary: slinkle

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(verb)
SLeep + tINKLE

to urinate while in a quasi-sleep stage.
nocturnal urination.

At about three o'clock last night, I got out of bed with a full bladder and found my way to the bathroom to slinkle without turning on the lights so I wouldn't wake up.

by Tommy Kaye May 31, 2008

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Sep 13 Word of the Day

NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Slinkle

To be afflicted with an unbalancedness, slink, or shrug-like gait while walking.

The man slinkled across the campus, his coffee spilling over the sides of his mug with every step.

by BJBW July 08, 2009

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