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A dick that will never rise
Bob: What's with the long face?
Jack: My girl friend said I have a 'slimp noodle', what does that mean?
Bob: You'll know when you're younger.
Jack: Slimp noodlehhhmmmm...
by Planterak January 13, 2015
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