slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.
Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?
Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.
Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now
Boy 2: you mean sleep?
Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.
Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now
by doctorfluke December 03, 2018
to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow
by slerper November 08, 2010
Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.
by Hazzardous June 13, 2011
A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.
by Marle Forge May 13, 2008
When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.
I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"
by FuckYouAssWhole October 03, 2010