a mythical creature from the Land of the Lost. These creatures are defined as being green in color, having large, black eyes, no fingers (thumbs and four fingers grouped as part of the hand), and webbed feet. They also emit a hissing sound when agitated. They are known to have evolved into a species that can communicate through speech. Enik was at talking version of a more evolved Sleestak Species.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A last final emptying of the penile shaft, often resembling grain tumbling off the conveyor, resembles also the introduction to the TV series Land of the Lost, when the humans are tossed over a waterfall with some bad editing.

A server at a restaurant like fast food that moves really slow is a sleestak

Derived from the mythical characters from "Land of the Lost". It has evolved into a type of defensive posture used in playing basketball.

A meth head that is into prostitutes. Usually still living at home with their mother. Usually someone named Jon

A person who inflicts self-harm on themselves.