The crust/goupe that you get in the corner of your eyes after a long sleep or at the end of the day.

When one gets tired and pops a raging boner

To be decapitated by an axe or sword by someone preferably riding a horse or motor cycle. Basically, it's a drive by beheading.

So tired that you want to cry

when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.

cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.

The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.